The H****d Government? Oh no! All they cared about was "Working Australians" - a motley collection of untrustworthy, shape-shifting, good-for-nothings who ate all the pork H****d could fit in the barrel and then voted for a bunch of "economic conservatives".
Well, it turns out that these tight-arses have been champions of the welfare of a completely different constituency. And I'm not talking about those narrow-minded idiots from that wasteland called "Middle Australia". As a quick aside how many champion Rugby League players have come from "Middle Australia"? There's been plenty from Narromine, Tingha, Roma, Cunnamulla, and Bushy Park of course. Middle Australia? They might have had a couple of state champion butterflyers.
Well the future looks bright for "Working Families", at least until they get uppity and decide to become "Aspirational Australians".
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This will be considered by the Truth and Reconciliation - surely this is what Garret meant when he said "Once we get in, we'll change it all!" ?
I call for the legislative definition of 'working families', after all, without an exhaustive and lengthy definition of said class - how can we adequately discriminate against those who are not part of a working family...
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