Sunday, 28 September 2008

Carbon Credits

With our newly planted silver birches coming into leaf I'm wanting to calculate our rate of carbon capture and determine when I can upgrade to a V8.

Who has a carbon credit calculator?

2 comments:

Andrew Hunt said...

I believe to drive to the shops in a V8 you'll need 46 birches to live for 946 years!

Anonymous said...

Coach, I sincerely hope the V8 comes with a turbo charger so that you can extract maximum power from the engine. There is no point in the manufacturer using coal mines of energy to make gurgling engines for you to simply waste torque at traffic lights, stop signs, children's crossings and other hindrances. Wear your blunnies and plant your foot, not trees, you hugger!
If you insist on paying lip service to the fanciful propaganda peddled by nuisances, nazis and no hopers take a passenger or two with you and share your carbon dump with a friend!
And remember, a tree only takes proper shape when it's on the back of a great big truck on its way to market.