Sunday, 28 September 2008

Partisans to bowl again?

The question has been asked (by Snooker actually) - are we returning to the greens?

All we need is a team, a competition and a venue.

Having conquered the Indoor Centre, it may be time for us to move to Derwent City - next to League Headquarters.

What do you think?

2 comments:

Andrew Hunt said...

Holy smokes, it'll be a long commute!

Anonymous said...

Coach, in the absence of being connected to the Giant Intergalactic Information Spider, I’ll go straight to the source –you!

I’m interested in the reformation and the renaissance of the Partisans, but is there a competition ready for us? You mention Derwent City next to League Headquarters. That combines a riddle with an enigma. Could be anywhere. Which league? AFL Tas has done away with all familiar structures and is a headless chook itself. League Hindquarters is a more suitable description that merely hints at the rump that is the rotting carcass of football in Tassie.

The corporate raiders of the Tassie taxpayer, the ruthless Hawks, have been subsidized in their unsociable footy by supporters of other clubs - us!! Kennett touches Bluey on the bum and he hands over his wallet. (Idle speculation) Did they even have to share a hot tub? (Horrible, horrible idea). The Tassie Hawks is as close to being a Tasmanian footy team as Gunns is to Greenpeace!

We want the Taters!!!

Sack AFL Tas! Play footy at Bellerive! Ignore the bitter and twisted citizens of Lauceston with their petty-minded jealousies and completely justifiable inferiority complexes. Let us free ourselves from the unhappy,socially retarded misery of Launceston with its total lack of a proper sunrise or sunset, like god’s forgotten hole. Let their teenagers have their tweed suits and pearl twin sets and struggle with the revolutionary sounds of the sixties. Long may the price of wool reflect their understanding of time, space, consciousness and meaning! We want the Taters!!!

Now, was it something about bowls?

St Kerryl of Kilda